UchiMusume Manga – Chapter 23

Link this page when posting to reddit or other sites cause i need data to know which sites to stalk. kthx.

Hey guys, I is back from Nippon land. It was very hot.

Where else do people read this manga i wonder?

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Other chapters here.

I’ll get back in the groove of streaming when I finally start watching other people stream. ok cool. (man i probably lost so many potential viewers by fucking off to japan… oh wait… why didn’t i just stream japan??? wait… oh gawd… i’m an idiot……)

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Ryouriban – Chapter 48

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Chapter 23, Divine Revelation and Fried Rice (Part 2)

Up until now, I have always lived by obeying my commands. And up until now, I have never doubted that. I think that’s how it’ll be in the future too. It isn’t a bad way to live, is what I believe. That person’s commands are more important than my dignity.

In the first place, I was someone who was found. As someone who was found, it is only natural to live for the one who found me. I cannot harbor any doubts. Nor any hopes. If I was told to die then I must die. If it was for that person, I must die without hesitation, without regret. And I would happily accept that.

However, if possible, I want to die by Princess Tebis’ command. That person had told me that I was cute like a dog. No wait, I think she actually said that I was just like a dog? In any case, the Princess has watched over me. After all, someone like me, who had lived like an animal all her life was told that she was cute, like a proper female.

If it was for that person, then I could die. That is me.

Special Movements Unit, Spy, Wutin.

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Another world: Ramen Edition

(Short story. There may be mistakes since I’m translating as a way to fall asleep?)

Another World: Ramen edition

Author: Sougo Mikan

I’m a ramen-holic and quit my job to start a ramen joint.
Oh, a customer!

“Welcome!”

We greet people a lot in here.

“I’ll have a Miso Butter Corn Ramen”
“Char siew Ramen for me”
“Sure! Thanks for coming! That’s one large copper coin altogether.”

Do you think that its weird for a copper coin to be used as currency?
You shouldn’t.
After all this is another world. They don’t take Japanese yen, American dollars, or the Euro here.

One large copper coin and the 10 normal copper coins… I count them, put them away then started making the ramen.

This here is wheat produced right here in this kingdom, and it smells great. This makes noodles with nice elasticity to them.

I put the wheat into a bowl that had a special emblem engraved onto it.

[Create Ramen]

It turned into flour and then without any other ingredients turned into raw noodles in a blink of an eye.

This is a skill I’m very proud of.

I boil the ramen.
I put my special sauce into a porcelain bowl that I had already warmed up.
Put in my special soup.

Ah, you’re interested in my soup?
It’s my secret recipe…
Well, the base uses pork bones, but I also mix in some seafood~
There’s also vegetables and herbs, and although it’s a bit thick the soup is still easy to drink…
That’s the sort of base I use.
Well, this is a base that can assimilate to the flavours of countless noodles and soups after all~
Every bowl is special.
So please, why don’t you try everything on the menu!?

I thoroughly shake all the hot water off, add the soup and lightly stir the soup.
On the bowl with the Char siew ramen, I stack the middle full of the beansprouts. Arrange the 8 char siew slices so that they look like a petal, place a cut spring onion in the center, done!
The one with the Miso Butter Corn ramen, I add bunch of both beansprouts and cabbage.
I add a delightful portion of corn, decorating with the spring onion and butter, done!

“Here, thanks for the wait!”

I hand them a special cutlery that had both a spoon and a fork.

You say that it looks like the ones from a certain (Su)gakiya!?
What can I do about that!?
How am I supposed to tell these people from another world to eat with chopsticks and spoons.
I’m born in Sougo after all~
Ah?
You say you don’t know Sougo?
Sougo is on the east side of Aichi!
It’s famous you know, just like Okazaki, the birthplace of Tokugawa Ieyasu, or Toyota from our world’s (To)yota motors, or Toyohashi, Japan’s number one export port~
(Well, I was born in a city slightly smaller than those but…)
Aichi doesn’t just have Nagoya, alright!?
Ieyasu had brought Hanakai into Edo culture.
Well, Sougo has the base of Japan’s culture!
And it’s like, almost at the center of Japan too!

(Well, that might or might not be what the people of Sougo think but…)

Cutlery is a form of respect.
You can’t half ass this stuff in Japan or Earth, but this is another world so… it should be alright.

Ramen is delicious right?
I’m just an ordinary person, but I’m thankful to my cheat ability.
You see this small truck operating as a shop?
This is actually a hybrid vehicle powered by mana and magic crystals.
My skill [Create] specialises in the creation of noodles and spices.
Amazing right?
Honestly, I can even make pasta, soumen and even vermicelli noodles.
But… I’m a ramen nut so…

Eh? You want to eat curry as well?
I can make curry udon…?

…Don’t cry.
Wouldn’t this look like I’m bullying the great Yuusha-sama?
tsk, fine.
I’ll introduce you to my little brother!?

You’re saying that it would’ve been whatever if I introduced you to my sister but you can’t believe I’m introducing my little brother to you…?
My brother, you know, is a travelling salesman selling curry.
So the day we were summoned from that outdoors field event, he had been working.

Oioi! You don’t have to go as far as to do a sliding dogeza!!
I’ll introduce you to him!
Besides, there are other flavours of Japan here as well.
After all, 80 food stands were summoned over here.
We formed caravan groups of 10, selling open air food all over the place.
There’s a map and chat function amongst other skills embedded in the vehicle so let’s keep in touch.


What a weird story. The thing at the end was pretty cool though. Also I have no idea what Hanakai is. Something to do with Flower seeing? I googled it, and it was like some performance? Ah well.

UchiMusume Manga – Chapter 21

 

This was many days later cause i was relaxing max. Playing Tekken. GGO. Hair loss… uhh. Reading novels. 🙂

also link to this site on reddit. okay. thankx.

And I got my damn True Inferno Scythe. Went from none to one. And honestly I’m too tired already. Luckily the boss was easy enough. Now im trying to grind for Tier 4. 😦 and Murgleis 4* 😦  monkaS don’t hack me

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Stressed level: Mixing up Shampoo as Body wash…

Stressed level: Mixing up Shampoo as Body wash… (Honestly I thought of this in the shower haha… when it actually happened… huh… and thought it was a good joke??)
Hey guys~ Quick update. I’m almost done for the semester and uni, and I will stop being so ridiculously busy by next Thursday… and hopefully slightly earlier.
Blue said he’s finished the next chapter of *cough* Monster world *cough shit title*, and we were totally thinking of just translating up to chapter 28 and stopping cause we like to troll~ but it’s up to him when to post anyway.
Next chapter of the manga comes out on June 22nd. (misread soz) In any case, translating is out of my head atm. I’ve read so many Academic journal articles its freakin’ ridiculous. FRIKKIN i say.
I need a life. I have a quiz on friday. i have to analyse one more source… and write some bs about Japanese Noh masks and then I’ll be done for a 40% essay. And then I have a 4000 word Japanese report to write, which I’m only half way done. and then i need to plan my trip to japan. and then i need to find a job that i like. cause i say i wanna neet, but honestly, i like money. …i’m researching noh theatre so much, maybe i’ll just be a noh actor. or a propaganda chinese movie maker. who knows.
This is getting long enough to go on my blog… you know what, Ima write it on my blog and put a tldr version here. (i was gonna post it on fb but i haven’t had a proper update here in a while so why not)
But anyway, Chinese cinema was a great course, although all the propaganda films that i watched almost got to me mang. Maoism is great D: but unrealistic. But is it really great??
Slight rant: man lecturers, when you ask me to write an essay worth 55% and i send in a draft, and ask for your feedback. It means i hella want that feedback. ur a lecturer, shouldn’t u tell me how to improve!! unles… i’m already awesome..? im a sugoi? woah.
What have i even been doing lately… I translated half of tensei oujo manga chapter 1, i should finish that. Did like 10 lines of ryouriban. Watching twitch. Playing slay the spire. Volunteer work. Normal work. Uni? Sounds about right. Oh also been reading History Number 1 founder. It’s okay. And I’ve been totally wanting to write my own weeby chuunibyou novel heh. I’m 21… wait. 22. shit. turning 23. fuck.
Before I leave. Any thoughts on how I get them japanese company connections so they give me the good shit? 😉
And also memes~ o3o supplied by your favourite translator/procrastinator of the times mr Blueknighto~ who is apparently playing a game: 10,000,000? weird title.

MEMES

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and last but not least:
And here’s one from me~ a cute grill streamer o3o
One last thing before i head to work ughhh….
Watched The Office. Reaction = :/ I enjoyed it a lot, but there’s a lot about it I also didn’t like. Jim and Pam relationship was great though. and honestly the reason I even watched the show.
Black Mirror seems pretty cool too.

 

Ryouriban – Chapter 47

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Chapter 23, Divine Revelation and Fried Rice (Part 1)

 

In the end, Renha-san got into a carriage and disappeared off to some place with a few attendants.

No matter who I asked, no one would tell me where exactly she was going, and all Princess Tebis told me was,

“Do not worry. We will not bring her any harm.”

 

Well, I can’t imagine Princess Tebis doing anything weird to her, and there’s no way Renha-san would be executed so maybe I should just be relieved.

It feels so weird. Even though she was a criminal, an evil woman who caused such atrocities, it doesn’t make me feel too good knowing that she could be executed within a range of where my eyes could see, and arms could reach.

Even though I know that it needs to be done… no, I can’t be thinking like this. I’m gonna have to get used to this.

This isn’t Japan. This isn’t Earth.

This is another world. A world filled with war and chaos.

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